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Kiev: Ukraine - May 1993
       
The swifts soared in the evening light. The white moon stood out clearly in the deep blue sky. The grey stone buildings were strangely similar, on one side of a curling road, to Regent street London whilst on the other side mini Empire State buildings abounded. The band, on stage, switched from a haunting folk song to the can-can. The packed street and pavement heaved with a hotch potch of people. The balloon sellers, the gaily coloured stall holders and the lucky booze purveyors where having a bumper day.
       
Earlier I had watched as three bands and a traditionally dressed group had marched down Kreschatik street. The last band, playing the Ukraine national anthem, was followed by a hoard of ordinary people marching and singing as they swept the six lane main street clear of any interlopers.

Later in the darkness a rock band played, swathed in artificial smoke punctuated by strobing coloured lights. A hot air balloon stood proudly erect. Fire works banged and the alcohol consumption fell as that already consumed proved to be enough for most people.
       
Finally, as the witching hour approached, the main street of Kiev was reopened to traffic as convoys of police vehicles with flashing lights drove the merrymakers off the highway and reminded would-be trouble makers that the party was over.

I had witnessed the carnival that is put on to celebrate Kiev's national day. As I wandered around that afternoon and evening it seemed to me that the whole of Kiev was on the streets. The party seemed to be exactly as I found Kiev. The younger people were relaxed and enjoying themselves. Those older and wiser allowed themselves a wry smile and a fickle laugh. The police presence was unsubtle and whilst not threatening, evidently the police are held in greater respect than their western counterparts. It was a jolly event that clearly needed policing, however during my four day stay I felt that there was always some big brother in the back ground. In night bars and even restaurants there seemed to be that lurking figure who just did not fit in. The KGB may be defunct but organised crime continues to provide that creepy feeling so beloved by spy thriller writers and film makers.
       
At Kiev airport I found the officials strangely courteous although they seemed to be trying to be bloody minded. Outside my guiding star had requisitioned a battered Volga taxi, which hid at the back of the empty car park for fear of upsetting the authorised battered Volga users association. Half way down the surprisingly good three lane dual carriageway to the city, the driver swore and braked heavily into the side of the road.
       
I looked around anxiously for signs of assistance. A few similar vehicles passed intermingled with battered lorries, and the heard of cows carelessly grazing across the highway barely seemed road trained. I asked politely what was up. 'Do not worry,' was the answer, 'this is Russian reality.' I did not think Russian reality was going to do much for my Gucci's, or my sense of humour, but the driver blew away the smoke, fiddled in the engine and then much to my surprise the vehicle started.
       
The outskirts, of Kiev, was everything I had expected. Dirty, smoke bleached, falling down factories. Then grey housing blocks, battered cars and tattered infrastructure. I realised that we had got to the centre when the traffic began to pick up, by that I mean we actually started getting stuck behind other road users. The Ukraine Hotel looked awful on the outside, although located on the attractive Schevchenko Boulevard just off Kreschatic street in a green area close to the university. At night they hid the facade by turning off all outside lights, this seemed common practice with all the hotels. Whether this was to save money, or due to an electricity shortage because of a problem a few years back with a local power station, I do not know. The best feature of the hotel was a splendid staircase that swept up through the buildings seven floors, for some reason that nobody could explain the ground floor was marked two on the lift control.
       
Around the city centre I was impressed with general external standard of the buildings. Some buildings like the Opera House built in a Russian Gothic style were splendidly adorned, however elsewhere there was no sign of run down, uncared for and unpainted buildings normally so prevalent in this region. There is plenty in the shops but at prices that were way above what the average Ukrainian could afford. The Ukrainian Coupon is a pathetic apology for a currency, produced in haste to separate Ukraine currency from the Russian Rouble having depreciated, against Western Currencies at a rate four times faster than the Rouble and to add insult to injury the currency notes are of such a poor standard that the government has been forced to ban colour copiers because reproducing the notes was just as fast and easy as the machine would run and the guillotine could be worked. Another problem with the new currency is that there are no coins, as a result if you can find a coin box that works local calls are free. Mind you the number of non-pay phones working seemed quite high - no reason to break into them!

For those with hard currency there were luxuries a plenty. For the 5,000 odd Ex-pat population there is an increasing number of hard currency outlets to provide all and more you may get at home at prices that would make a hardened cafe owner on The Champs Elyesee blush.
       
The Eldorado restaurant and Bar (13, Krasnoarmeyskaya St.) claims to be the best and has prices to match. I was going to eat there until a whisky and water cost me $12 (inc. $4 for the water), I then realised that the $85 set menu, which looked very good, would probably end up at $200 per person by the time a little wine had been consumed, especially if I got out of hand with a wine list that included Dom Perignon.
       
The pick of the hard currency restaurants seemed to be The Apollo (15, Kreschatik St. passage) with a small bar and a wonderful art decor room with classic paintings on the ceiling, red wallpaper and multi coloured friezes. Caviar, spag. bol. strawberries and cream and three beers came to $60. The ambience was good and the service, not only here, seemed to destroy the myth that communism destroys service. I also ate at Slavuta (14, Gorky St.) which was a popular spot a reasonable meal for two including a bottle of Californian Chablis and smoked reindeer with scrambled eggs came to $43 for two. The Dniper Hotel restaurant for a very acceptable lunch, for two, charged Coupon 31,000 ($10) plus $6 for two beers, the main item on the bill was a bottle of Hungarian Olaz Riesling at Cpn.9728 ($3+). In other words if you are economising keep away from hard currency places. Just down the road from my hotel was the Runa Bar ( Schevchenko Boulevard 2), which was full of ex-pats swilling back German beer for $2 for about half a pint.
       
There are other attractions. The bar and casino at Hotel Russ provided plenty of spending opportunities with all the classic vices readily available. The advertising material exuded that they had everything but Russian Roulette. However if as the well oiled international soft drink vendor, who hailed from New York and Ukraine, loudly warned the assembled company, the girls are likely to arrange to have pictures taken at certain interment moments with the idea to a further pay off, is true. Then maybe even that slogan is untrue for surely that was the game he was playing.

So that was a week-end of Russian Reality. Over charged foreigners, overpaid hoods and underpaid locals. If you want to ride into Kiev take plenty of dollars, don't ask too many questions and you'll probably have a good time. The streets are attractive in the day, reasonably safe at night and every car is a potential taxi.

C YA
       
       
       
       
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