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It
ended as it started, with a party at Budapest's
leading Hotel. In the eleven months between conception
and delivery the Hotel changed from the Hilton to
the Kempinski, however the wine had the same name,
and virtually the same taste. There were 33 entries,
of which 30 started from Belleville. Among the teams
there was a sole Magyar/American and Peter Kienast
from Germany in the Kempinski entry, everybody else
were Hungarian passport holders.The Beaujolais Nouveau
Rally began for me when I left Budapest with Lord
Toad as my driver in a borrowed 520i BMW with a
blond for emergencies. Over the next four days we
drove over 3,000 kms, proving that a 520i BMW can
be as fast acreme la de la creme sports saloons
driven by a determined bandits. Lord Toad proved
that at well over thirty five his old rally driving
skills remain. The rally to bring the Nouveau from
Belleville to Budapest was supposed to be a gentle
drive finding the shortest route, going via Gailberg
in Austria, to Budapest. However the front runners
were more interested in arriving first at the Kempinski,
making the 1500 km rally into a modern day mille
mille. The first eight cars to the finish completed
the 1300 km run from the French border in about
twelve hours, arriving around 1400 hrs after a compulsory
two hour stop at the rally point. The second division
who viewed speed limits and safety with a little
more respect took a great deal longer.
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Our drive to Beaujolais was
interrupted by an overnight stop in Bergamo in
Italy, where we arrived at 8.30 pm, having driven
through torrential rain for six hours. We ended
up in a pretty revolting hotel and went in search
of plate of spag bol.The nearest restaurant looked
promising so we searched outside for the menu,
we had barly hesitated for a mille second before
the head waiter rushed out. He insisted that we
come in and inspect the fish. He showed us nice
pink gills, I looked at still clear eyes. After
months of compulsory fogash there really was little
option. By the time we had finished the chocolate
fondue we all agreed we had a superb meal. The
best ever said the blond, one of the best said
Toad, high praise indeed for Vittoria the restaurant
owner, who could have been slightly less liberal
with the grappa.
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We hit Belleville the next day,
just in time for Lunch at the Beaujolais restaurant.
The lievre was well hung and really tasted of
game, it was also wonderfully bloody. At six that
evening the rally started, check in and a meal
at the Maison be Beaujolais featuring love in
a lorry, the same dish I always used to serve,
in England, on BN night. The next day the competitors
were entertained for lunch by Gundel and the Hungarian
Seven Wine judges (who were making a bold attempt
to sell Hungarian wine to the French), before
collecting their case of wine and heading off
for the French border, which they could cross
at midnight. Toad and I were already back on the
Italian autostradas heading for Gailberg, where
we arrived at nine in the evening. We were held
up by; two major traffic jams, at Aosta Aosta
and Milan; Italian customs at the top of the very
snowy and icy pass we went over; and the mating
of two lorries, in the snow, on the Austrain side
of the pass.
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By the time we arrived at Gailberg
we were concerned about the conditions. The roads
into the rally point were all treacherous. Snow
had been a joke when we scouted the route, the
failing air-conditioner in the car was then the
concern. Therefore it was with relief that I heard
the first car crunch into the car park at 6.50
the next morning. By 7.15 we had nine arrivals,
including the Jet car Farrari, not the easiest
car in snow. All the early arrivals were high
speed cars, except Attilla Dull, of Premium Wine,
in a ten year old basic Golf, but he had come
via Basel, and thus left France much nearer the
check point. Looking at the routes taken to Gailberg,
we realised what a good choice it was. there were
over four main conduits, and they all were about
950 kms. from Belleville. The sun came up exposing
the full glory of the Tyroll covered in fresh
snow. The excitement amongst the crews was evident
as they chatted over breakfast. The cars started
leaving at nine for the final 600 kms to Budapest.
Just before we left at 9,25, the Novotel minibus
became the twelfth arrival, having come via Italy.
It was now clear to us that the snow and ice were
no real prolem. On the contray, the fifty odd
klicks of snowy mountain roads had slowed the
fastest down and provided a challenging special
stage.
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We were cruising down the Klagenfurt
to Graz motorway when the Porche of Team Replay
jeans roared pass, proudly waving four Austrian
speeding tickets. Less than ten klicks down the
road we witnessed them receiving their fifth ticket,
we later discovered they had nearly been locked
up for doing 260 KPH. We do not know exactly how
many tickets were collected by all the participants,
but the Klaganfurt policeman's ball will be bigger
than ever this year. We arrived eighth at the
Kempinski at 2.40 PM, about fifty minutes after
the first arrival (Eravis/Mazda in a Mazda 323)
who had left 25 minutes before us, and we had
stopped to make a phone call. Once the front runners
had arrived the odd straggler came in and then
here was a long wait until nearly nine when another
raft of competitors appeared. A few failed to
make it in untill the next morning, however the
rally was accident free.
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The
next night at the prize giving the enthusiasm still
showed. 'We go again next year' was the unanimous
cry, even from those who had arrived the following
day. The stories flowed, there were three hotel
taxis in the rally (Beke, Korona & Novotel),
Frog customs a triffle confused by the arrival of
a minibus marked hotel taxi asked, the lady in the
back, why she had taken a taxi from Budapest to
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The
double winner was Novotel, the minibus did the shortest
route (1470 km.) and then won the star prize (A
weekend for two in a German Kempinski) in the draw
of all starters. The female member of the crew was
in tears. "It is like a fairy tale," she
sobbed. A jet car/Las Vegas casino prize for the
unluckiest went to Paul Lind our receptionist at
Gailberg, he fell on the ice and broke his arm,
but the prize of a Rolls Royce trip to Monte Carlo
eliminated the pain.
Next year we will have the Toad prize, for the shortest
mini-skirt at the prize giving. This year we just
speculated on what basis this will be judged.
So we finally have got the Magyars into the fine
British tradition of doing something simply because
it is there.
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Notes.
This article caused a certain amount of grief. Lord
Toad had borrowed the BMW from BMW estensivly to
do a road test: which of course he did. The problem
was the head of BMW Hungary only found out his car
had been to France and back after he read the article!
The “Blond for emergencies” was Hadley
Kincade the then Budapest Weeek photographer. A
young American women then she did not appreciate
the comment! I think she had her leg pulled mercilessly
by friends about it for years! But having said that
she was an all round good sort and what else did
she expect going with the two of us! She is now
a successful photographer and still lives in Budapest.
I did another race the next year without Lord Toad.
But after that I called it a day as I was sure a
horrific crash was bound to happen, because although
we did not intend it to happen the first home got
all the kudos (Television on arrival etc.). Both
years it was the same guys who also happened to
be Hungary’s rally champions and were driving
a semi works prepared car. At least they knew what
they were doing, the rest were just road racing! |
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